She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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