If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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