You really coming over, don't trick.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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