So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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