Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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