PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
