: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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