Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
this hospital has no fireball
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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