Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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