The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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