I wanna passion pit in your ass
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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