well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Randomize
