we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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