she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That's intense
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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