Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
