You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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