I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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