you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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