Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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