can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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