I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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