I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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