office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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