would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
