Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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