she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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