And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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