If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
