she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
