So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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