dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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