what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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