If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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