What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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