would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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