we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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