what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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