I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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