We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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