I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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