You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
my liver is dry heaving
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