I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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