It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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