Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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