Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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