So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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