Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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