I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
