jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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