I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
