drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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