I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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