in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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